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THIS IS Y U SHUD B CAREFUL BEFORE MARRYING..............
A)
WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A Tamil GIRL-FRIEND
1. Her mother looks down at you because you didn't study in IIT or
Madras
/Anna University
2. Her father starts or ends every conversation with "... I say..."
3. She shudders if you
use four letter words
4. She has long hair, neatly oiled and braided (The Dubai based Oil
Well Company will negotiate
with her on a 25 year contract to extract
coconut oil from her hair.)
5. She uses the word 'Super' as her only
superlative
6. Her name is another name for a Goddess or a flower
7. Her first name is longer than your first
name, middle name and
surname combined.
8. When she mixes milk and rice you are never sure whether it is for
the
Dog or for herself.
9. For weddings, she sports a mini jasmine garden on her head and
wears silk saris in the
Madras heat without looking too uncomfortable
while you are melting in your singlet
10. She thinks Mohan Lal is
the sexiest man alive.
11. Her favorite cricketer is Krishnamachari Srikkanth.
12. Her favorite food is dosa
though she has tried North Indian snacks
like Chats (pronounced like the slang for 'conversation')
13. She bursts
into songs with her cousins in every movie
14. She bores you by telling you which raaga each song you hear is
based
on
15. You have to give her jewellery, though she has already got plenty
of it
16. Her thali (Mangal Sutra)
weighs more than the championship belts
worn by WWF wrestlers
17. She is more educated than you
18. Her
father thinks she is much smarter than you
B) You have to think twice before committing to a North Indian
GIRL
1. At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl has more boyfriends
than her age
2. Before marriage,
she looks almost like a bollywood heroine and
after marriage you have to go around her twice to completely hug her
3.
By the time she professes her undevoted love to you, you are
bankrupt because of the number of times you had to take her
out to
movie theatres and restaurants. And you wait longingly for her dowry
4. The only dishes she can think
of to cook is paneer butter masala,
aloo sabji, aloo gobi sabji, aloo matar, aloo paneer, that after
eating all those
paneer and aloos you are either in the bed with
chronic cholestrol or chronic gas disorder
5. The only growth
that you see later in your career is the rise in
your monthly phone bill.
6. You are blinded by her love that
you think that she is a blonde.
Only later do you come to know that it is because of the mehandhi
that she applies
to cover her gray hair.
7. When you come home from office she is very busy watching "Kyonki
saas bi kabi bahu
thi" that you either end up eating outside or
cooking yourself
8. You are a very "ESpecial" person to her
9.
She always thought that Madras is a state and covers the whole of
south India until she met you
10. When she says
she is going to "work out" she means she is going to
"walk out"
11. She has greater number of relatives than the
number of people you
have in your home town
12. The only two sentences in English that she knows are "Thank you"
and "How are you"
13. She thinks Govinda can dance better than Michael Jackson
14. She uses more lipstik than
the entire family uses and her make-up
kit will match that of a bollywood actress.
15. She thinks that all south indians
are ugly just b'coz of they are
not fair and will take bath once in a week only since she is afraid
of losing complexion
HOPE UR FANDE WUD B CLEARER NOW......
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